wELL. i GESS I NEED TO PAY MMAMA RENT MONEY AGAIN. sOMEONE STOLE tHE pOISINED CUCUMBRS BEFOE i GAVE DEM TO HER. i CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER FOR TO INEHRITE DIS HOUSE. oR ELSE I WONT EVER GET TO THE NEW bOAT. dAMN dAVE! iLL GET HIM SOON. nOW I GUESS ILL HAVE TO USE DA PICKLES AFGIN.
dA FEST REPORT IS STILL MISSIN! MUZ BE A COVER UP! I BET THE oRIFACE GOT RICH OFF OF IT. i HERD HIS NEW HOUSE ON pARRISH IS READY TO MOVE INTO. mAYBE ILL GIVE HIM A HOUSE WAMRING PRESENT. hOPE HE LIKES CUCUMBERS.
i GOT URITE BANNED FROM THE NWI BORED! iM SO HAPP! I HAV CONTROLL OVER ANORTHER BORED AGAIN! NEX I THINK i WILL BAN diXZI cHICK! TAKE THAT dAVE!
aNYONE KNOW HOW TO SPEEK fARSI> i JUS NOW THAT gUPTA IS TALKING BOT ME@!
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Message subject: Hey
From: freetime
Sent at: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:04 am
To: UrRight
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If I can get in there, I need a ride to the homeless shelter Monday. Are you able to help me out? I feel so terrible, I'll have to leave my cat here. I hope someonne will take himn in. He;'s such a sweet kitty buyt they don't allow pets there. I don't even know if I can get in there. I'll cal them tomorrow IF I can find their damnb phone number! I'll probably have to leave my computer and everything else here too.
Life sucks. Let me know about a ride, OK?
Dang, girl, I'ze go away 2 wks..ain't my faut. I'ze didn't see ur message til too late. my nepew told me go take his ck to the bank..damn boat was across da street , ya knowz, Harra!s? He so stupid, his check bigger than my house. I was winning and winning...den I'ze got free compensation for being there a hole weeeek, i'ze got to stay another one free, like your name.
I'ze come home to ur pmz, I just opened that up and well, suprize, suprize, suprize. How'z comes u didn't call oripickle? He'z da one with da garbage truck. All dem taxes youze pay on ur mama's house, the'ze could'uv at least gave ya a hand and a truck.
Anywaze, I'ze been feelin' sorry about all thoze cuke-comers missin. All dat planning the poison formula put to hell. Well, not really, but are you'ze thinkin' ahead of the plot..not dat plot, the plot for ya maw. They dig ya right back up if you'ze don't keep up with doze cemetary payments.
U'ze neva think ahead unless I help ya think ahead...well, now ya have ta go to anotha judge, if them there boyz are stealin' your poisined comers, you be going and tellin' him you ain't responsible for more than ya mama....thatz all their fault, don't you go feelin' bad.....
Moore, dat guy youze said, stole those them there cks from that ole fest..why could'nt he fess up and bail ya out...didn't he owe ya "ONE?" Didn't you'ze be the one that made hiz cuk-comer come when ya caught him red-kneck-handed?
I know ya read slow, so I typed this slow..don't be mad - I still gotta open up your pmzzzz. I'ze so behind wearin' myself out at the boat....
You take care now, and don't do nuthin' nasty - you'ze know suicide neva worked before....
I'ze get back to ya after I read the rest of my backed up pmzzzz
Dont'cha go worrin' about bannin' me, I'z got another hobby: I damn well realized there is a sun outside when ya wake up. It ain't know mistake - i'ze sure you had a good reason - we ain't used ta tellin' da truth, the whole truth, and the way we see da truth.
This damn town is out to screw us...if i'ze would of known I was gonna get banned from two useless boareds, I wouldn'tv spent my money smashing 4 computer and chargn anotha. That's stupid..no body payin' attention to us anywaze. I'ze got the notion to join some real time folks that show me the way...aint workin' out with nobody answerin' on the new bored.
ain't nobody ta fight with anymore...just that job deletin over at the first down bored.
Waid'a minite...you'ze emailed me 3 in the morn and knew I was out of towner and expected me to fly over to save that computer and kitty-cat?
You'ze knew I'ze out of town..now I know....being ur friend don't mean squash or cucke-comers.
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Sent at: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:21 pm
From: freetime
To: URright
Hi
You don't have to bother coming over here.
I have decided just to stay home from now on, at least until I get evicted. Then I'll probably go to the homeless shelter, but I haven't decided.
Now I am going back to bed, where I have been most of the day.
Goodbye,
Marsha"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."
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You must've slept through the part where I was gone on the boat, baby0booo. Was it a nice nap all day ??? I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you'ze in your time of need....3:a.m. (come and get me in the a.m., then later you sleptz yr butt of...) imagine the gas I lost.
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