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HI EVeryONE. sORRY NO pOST FOr so loNG! i HAVE been cuTTING dOWN oN INTErnet LATEy as mY dR. gUPTA saY mODERATION wilL hELp ME liVe lonGEr. i SEE oVER 1200 HITS on MY BLOG Now! yOU lIKE me! yOU REaLLY likE me!

so WhERe IS thIS NEw bORED eVEYbodY tALk aBouT? i DONT beliEVE IT EXISts. i JUZ tHINk THEY all GIve up BecaUS tHEY knoW i AM bETTER dEBAter THEN tHEM!

orIFACE iS JUZ tryING TO mAKRE ME maD AgAIN.

lET ME tELL YOU bOUT thE aLTERNAtive to THE cITY'S cHRISTMas paRTY we HELd fRIday AT tHE gaLAXY haLL. it WAS grEAT!

gEORGE jANIEC anD jIM PReMESKE oRGANIZEd IT. tHEY WERe DREsseD AS saNTA'S eLVES PAssING OUT eGg WITHOUT nOG AND PREsENTs! tHE PREseNTS WERe ACTUallY EMPtY BOxes, cEPT for A pIECE of paPER WItH PROMISes oN tHEM. saY THINg LikE vOTE FOr ME AND nO MORe rAIN causING FLOodS, or CAsINO MONey FOr taXPAYers AN THose WHO neeD riDES! tHEy SAY, sOME dAY wheN tHey IN chaGe thIS wILL hAPPEN.

. tHEN tHERE WAS tHE reINDeer. bert, WAS dONder AND pURduE Was bLITZEn! mARINe WAS cUPId wHILE BORNagaiN WAS coMET and hIS sOCKpuppETS dASHER ANd vIXen! (I wanTED tO Be viXEN bUT THey WOULdnt LET ME!) wOODY (JUST call HIM tOMMY) Was pRANCer. AND jOANNe WAS dANCER. tHEY lET ME BE rUDOLph CUZ oF MY sHINNY nOSE!

tHE gRINCH wAS THere TOO! wE HAD DARtBOARD oF MAYoR. oF cOURse I WON tHE GAMe OF DARtS! eASY fOR ME tO THROw THiNGS At maYOR!

sPEEKINg of pictures BORN AGAIN SHOWED US MORE PICTURES OF oRAFICE! TURNS OUT HE STOPS AT sAME gAS sTATION EveRY mORNING AT 532 AM! AND wHEN hE LEAVe AT 534 hE GO WESTOUND ON 173RD AVE AND MAKE lEFT ON INDY! ON fRIDAY HE GO RIGHT ON INDY AND gET dONUTS TO tAKe TO WORK! wHAT A SCUm THAT OrIFACE is! bORN SAYS heS WORKING oN MAPPING OUT HIs SCHEDULE aFTER WORK too!

wHEN wE THOUGHT tHE pARTY wSA OVER santa arrived! It was wes, himself with a whole bunch of greeting cards! I bought 1 for each of my friends. that set me back a Whole 4 dollars! but i was drunk With the Christmas SPIrit and Vicodine so whAT can I say!

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