Wednesday, December 17, 2008

bEEn AWhilE

HI EVeryONE. sORRY NO pOST FOr so loNG! i HAVE been cuTTING dOWN oN INTErnet LATEy as mY dR. gUPTA saY mODERATION wilL hELp ME liVe lonGEr. i SEE oVER 1200 HITS on MY BLOG Now! yOU lIKE me! yOU REaLLY likE me!

so WhERe IS thIS NEw bORED eVEYbodY tALk aBouT? i DONT beliEVE IT EXISts. i JUZ tHINk THEY all GIve up BecaUS tHEY knoW i AM bETTER dEBAter THEN tHEM!

orIFACE iS JUZ tryING TO mAKRE ME maD AgAIN.

lET ME tELL YOU bOUT thE aLTERNAtive to THE cITY'S cHRISTMas paRTY we HELd fRIday AT tHE gaLAXY haLL. it WAS grEAT!

gEORGE jANIEC anD jIM PReMESKE oRGANIZEd IT. tHEY WERe DREsseD AS saNTA'S eLVES PAssING OUT eGg WITHOUT nOG AND PREsENTs! tHE PREseNTS WERe ACTUallY EMPtY BOxes, cEPT for A pIECE of paPER WItH PROMISes oN tHEM. saY THINg LikE vOTE FOr ME AND nO MORe rAIN causING FLOodS, or CAsINO MONey FOr taXPAYers AN THose WHO neeD riDES! tHEy SAY, sOME dAY wheN tHey IN chaGe thIS wILL hAPPEN.

. tHEN tHERE WAS tHE reINDeer. bert, WAS dONder AND pURduE Was bLITZEn! mARINe WAS cUPId wHILE BORNagaiN WAS coMET and hIS sOCKpuppETS dASHER ANd vIXen! (I wanTED tO Be viXEN bUT THey WOULdnt LET ME!) wOODY (JUST call HIM tOMMY) Was pRANCer. AND jOANNe WAS dANCER. tHEY lET ME BE rUDOLph CUZ oF MY sHINNY nOSE!

tHE gRINCH wAS THere TOO! wE HAD DARtBOARD oF MAYoR. oF cOURse I WON tHE GAMe OF DARtS! eASY fOR ME tO THROw THiNGS At maYOR!

sPEEKINg of pictures BORN AGAIN SHOWED US MORE PICTURES OF oRAFICE! TURNS OUT HE STOPS AT sAME gAS sTATION EveRY mORNING AT 532 AM! AND wHEN hE LEAVe AT 534 hE GO WESTOUND ON 173RD AVE AND MAKE lEFT ON INDY! ON fRIDAY HE GO RIGHT ON INDY AND gET dONUTS TO tAKe TO WORK! wHAT A SCUm THAT OrIFACE is! bORN SAYS heS WORKING oN MAPPING OUT HIs SCHEDULE aFTER WORK too!

wHEN wE THOUGHT tHE pARTY wSA OVER santa arrived! It was wes, himself with a whole bunch of greeting cards! I bought 1 for each of my friends. that set me back a Whole 4 dollars! but i was drunk With the Christmas SPIrit and Vicodine so whAT can I say!

Post AGAin soon!@

Sunday, August 24, 2008

i AM o k!

tHANKS FOR MANY MESSAGES OF CONCERN. i AM OK.

wHERE TO BEGIN? iT ALL STARTED fRIDAY NIGHT, i HAD JUST RECIEVED MY DISABILITY CHECK SO OF COURSE i WENT TO WATCH A fOOTBALL gAME AT mOTRON hIGH. bUT THE KIDS THERE. tHEY WERE SO meaN tHEY MAKE ME CRY. sO TO FEEL BETTER i TOOK A VICODINe AND WENT TO CHECK oUT THE nEW rIVER bOAT. i HAVE TO SAY IT IS BUTIFUL, aLTHOUGH ITS HARD TO WALK THROUGH ALL OFIT!

uNFORTUNATELY. tHE SLOTS ARE TIGHTER THAN MY DOWNSTAIRS NEGHBORS! anD i LOST. nOT AS BAS AS LAST TIME, bUT I ONLY HAD HAF OF THE rENT MONEY AFTER i GET HOME.

aFTER THE BUS DROP ME OFF AT HOME. i TOOK AN EXTRA COUPLE OF MY PILLS TO HELP ME SLEEP. i GUESS THAT WUZ A MISTAKE. cUZ NEXT THING i NEW THERE WAS SOME EGYPTIAN OR INDIAN OR SOMTHING DOCTOR ASKIMNG ME WHAT i TOOK.

i GUESS i WUZ LUCklY MY mOM CAME BY FOR THE RENT mOINEY...OR ELSE i MIGHT HAVE O D'ED.

aBOUT WHAT DEY ARE SAYING ON THE MESSaGE bOARDS! i AM nOT ADDICTED TO vICODINE! I oNLY TAKE A FEW PILLS A DAY AND ONLY TOOK A CoUPE EXTRA fRIDAY BECAUSE i WAS mAD@!@!!!

THE lIARS ON THE MESSAGE bOARD DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING aBOUT. They ARE ON IN mCdERMOTTES pOCKET!

tHE PILLS COMBINED WITH MY INSULIN MADE FOR A bAD REACTION. tHAT IS ALL. i AM NOT INSANE ON oPIATES!@!!!!! WHAT i POST IS SANE AnD ratIONAL!@!@!@@!!!!! tHEY JUST DONT LIK# IT!!@!!@!@!

Friday, August 15, 2008

i AM SO POISSED OFF!

tHIS CONTINED BASHING OF ME ON THE MESSAGE BORDS IS OTRAGEOUS!@!@@@

wHY DO ADMIN LET THEM CALL ME NAMES LIKE fREETARD AND fREELIAR WHEN mCtEAM IS THE ONES LYING? tHEY START THREADS JUST TO PICK ON ME BECAUSE THEY AFFRAID OF ME. tHEY KNOW i KNOW THERE SECRETS! aLL THE dAVES ARE SHAKING IN THEIR SHOES WAITING FOR ME TO KICK THERE ASSEWS!@#!@!

i COMPLAINED ABOT ALL OF THEM. uRIGHT GOT BANNED RIGHT AWAY, WHICH WAS GOOD. bUT STILL THEY DO NOTHING ABOUT oRIFICE, dIXIE cHICK, aND dUDEBALL AND THE REST. mCMAYOR MUST BE PAYING THEM TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON THE BOARD JUST PICKING ON ME. aND NOW THEY ARE COMPALINGIN ABOUT ME?

aLL i EVER DO IS POINT OUT HOW THEY ARE LIEING BAstARDS THAT SHOULD BE TAKEN BEHIND CITY HALL AND SHOT! wHY WOULD THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT? tHEY KNOW ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE THE dAMNED bASTARDS11121.

bUT THEY WILL SOON GET THEIRS. IM GOING TO GET ALL OF THEM SOON. i HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL SHOCK THEM AND GET THEM ALL SENT TO gAIL~@!!@!! NAD IF ADMIN IS SMART THEY WILL HELP ME DO IT, OR ELSE i GET THEM TOO!

gOTY TO GO. pRADEEP IS CALLING ME!!!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

sO mUCH aTTENTION

wITH SO MANY OF YOU COMMMENTING ON THE mESSAGE bORDS AND WRITING ME MESSAGES THAT YOU WANT TO HERE MORE ABOT MY klIFE I FEEl i HAVE TO WRITE MORE POSTINGS!

hELLO EVERYONE. i AM JEALOUS. i SAW MIRAGE POST THAT HIS CAT CAN RING HIS DOORBELL. SINC i LOST MY tv REMOTE i HAVE BEEN TRING TO TEACH tINKERBELL HOW TO TURN THE tv CHANNEL FOR WEEKS FOR ME BECUZ IT SO HARD TO GET TO tv WIT DROP FOOT AND ALL. bUT HE JUST SITS ON IT LOOKING AT ME.

tINKERBELL HAS BEEN HARD TO DEAL WITH LATELY. lAST WEEK HE TRIED TO GET OUTSIDE BY JUMP OUT WINDO. GOOD THING IT WAS CLOSED BECUZ IT WAS ON TOP FLOOR! AND LAST WEEK HE RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE OVEN WHEN I GET READY TO HEAT UP MY TV DINNER. wHATS UP WITH THAT CAT?

MAYBE HE MAD BECUZ IT TIME FOR HIS LITER TO BE CHANGED. YES ITS AUGUST AGAIN ALREADY! BUT LITRE COST 3 BUCKS AND U7NLESS I GET LUCKY WITH SCRATCHOFF HE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL oCTOVBER!

SPEEKING OF LUCKY I GOT 2 RESPONSES TO MY DATE REQUEST! tHE FIRS IS FROM GUY NAMED PRADDEEP. bUT i CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYING. i TELL HIM TO BRING WINE and BUS TRANSFERS. i LET KNOW HOW IT GO AFTER R DATE NEXT WEEK.

tHE SCOND GUY NAMED VIRGIL. sOUNDED NICE BUT OLD ON PHONE. hE ON DISABILTITY TO, DIABETIC i THINK. hE TELL ME HE LOVED MY PHOTO! rEMINDED HIM OF SOMEONE HE NEW IN vEITNAM! oH WHERE ARE MY CUCUMBERS WHEN i NEED THEM?

mORE LATER. gOODbYE!

cUCUMBERS AND BANNING!

wELL. i GESS I NEED TO PAY MMAMA RENT MONEY AGAIN. sOMEONE STOLE tHE pOISINED CUCUMBRS BEFOE i GAVE DEM TO HER. i CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER FOR TO INEHRITE DIS HOUSE. oR ELSE I WONT EVER GET TO THE NEW bOAT. dAMN dAVE! iLL GET HIM SOON. nOW I GUESS ILL HAVE TO USE DA PICKLES AFGIN.

dA FEST REPORT IS STILL MISSIN! MUZ BE A COVER UP! I BET THE oRIFACE GOT RICH OFF OF IT. i HERD HIS NEW HOUSE ON pARRISH IS READY TO MOVE INTO. mAYBE ILL GIVE HIM A HOUSE WAMRING PRESENT. hOPE HE LIKES CUCUMBERS.

i GOT URITE BANNED FROM THE NWI BORED! iM SO HAPP! I HAV CONTROLL OVER ANORTHER BORED AGAIN! NEX I THINK i WILL BAN diXZI cHICK! TAKE THAT dAVE!

aNYONE KNOW HOW TO SPEEK fARSI> i JUS NOW THAT gUPTA IS TALKING BOT ME@!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

wELL iT BEEN WhILE

sINCE i BEEN POSTING. sRRY BOUT DAT BUT i HAD SOME TROUBLE WID MY mAMMA AND DA SHRRIF. iT OK DO CUZ i M GONNA GET DAT nORMA juEANNIE IF ITS DA LAST TINHG i DO.

lET ME BE CLAER. i DID NOT CRUSH MY CAR@!@@@. i DID NOT GAMBLE WAY DA RENT MONEY!@!@!!! aND I MOST CERTIANLY dIDNT KICKED OUT. wHAT HAPPENED WAS I GOT MY mAMMA'S TAX REBATE CHECK AND GAMBLED THAT AWAY. iT WASNT MY RENT MONEY. iT WAS MY MOMMAS MONEY ANBD SHE STILL DONT KNOW ha ha ha!!@@!!

OH...ANB i NEVER WANTED SUCIDE EITHER. dAT WAS JUZ MADE UP FOR INSRANCE PURPSE TOO!@


aS FOR DA SHERRIF AND DA COURT CASE...WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FOOL THE INSURANCE COMPANY INTO TINKING THAT I WAS IN FINANCAL DIFFICULTY BECUS OF DA ACCIDENT....BUT DERE WAS NO ACCIDENT! iT WAS REALLY A MAYOR STOOGE NAMED DAVE...HE BROKE MY CAR! iT WAS ALL IS FAULT.

i HERD ON pREACHERS SHOW DAT THEY ARE CONNA SPEN 3 MILIUN DOLLLARS ON DA STATUTE AT BOY iSLAND!!! WHAT DA MAYOR DINKING? iM GONNA GET HIM ON HIS SOW fIRDAY6!!#@!

i POST AGAIN SOON. gBY EVERYONE. dONT BELIVE DA MAYORS PEEPLE ON DA BOARDS. DEY HAT ME!!@@!@

Thursday, June 26, 2008

I'z caught them!

rEd HANDED! i'Z DON NO HOW HE DOED IT. bUT THE oRFICE Iz THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN DELETING ALL THE MESSAGE BOARD POSTS! i GUESS HE HAZ A NEW JOB FOR THE CITY.

iN THE PAST WEEK 1,342 OF MY POSTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED BY THE oRIFICE AND ONLY 3 HAVE SURVIVED. i ADMIT ITS STRANGE HE HAS DELETED ALMOST ALL OF HIZ OWN POST IN THE PAST MONTH AS WELL BUT THERE IS NO DOBT IT IS HIM DOING IT

hE BLAMES ME FOR TECHING HIM HOW TO DO THE DELETS WHEN I POSTED DIRECTIONS ON THE nORTHEWEST iNDIANA FORUM BUT HONESTLY I HAV NEVER DELETD ANYONES POST UNLES THEY DESERVED IT.

FINNLY I HAVE RTHE PRROF I NEEDS TO TAKE THE ORIFICE DOWN!